Saturday, January 2, 2010

Socialist SINclair's Jungle Lies

June 4, 1906
No doubt you've heard the sensationalist uproar regarding the scandalous and untruthful work of
fiction The Jungle. The meat industry generously employs immigrants who would otherwise starve if not for White Anglo Saxon Protestant largesse. It builds character for the youth fortunate to find employment in an modern American abattoir. Socialist hysteria will only injure the great unwashed populace they claim to be defending!!!

Slaughtering animals in large numbers presents logistical problems that will occasionally lead to unavoidable mishaps. Certainly a careless worker may lose a digit or limb in the rendering process. Once in a great while an inattentive worker will plunge into a vat and be transmuted into lard, but such is the cost of progress.

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